If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have fence marks all over my body
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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