Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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