i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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