Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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