Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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