One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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