Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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