I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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