I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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