i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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