You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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