Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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