I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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