If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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