hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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