I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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