If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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