yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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