I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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