I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Please don't give away my fajitas
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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