Are we in a gay sports bar?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Holy shit dude........stairs
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