38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i drank out of a bidet.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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