wanna go halves on a baby?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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