I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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