will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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This baby is an asshole
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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