You work out of a Hotel?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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