i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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