Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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