i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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