he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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