belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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