But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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