Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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