why didn't you poke me back
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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