Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Less talking, more tequila
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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