Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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