He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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