Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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