Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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