Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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