For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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