i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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