I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wish you could order shots online.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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