I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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