Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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