So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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