I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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