How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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