like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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