Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize