...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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