don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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