we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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