sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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