you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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